Conversation with Zoe a week or so ago...
Zoe - Mommy, my big brother is at school.
Me - Ok? (um... Zoe doesn't have a big brother... although lately she talks about him a lot.)
Zoe - Mommy, when my big brother comes home from school... he goes to the potty.
Me - Ok? That's good. Do you need to go potty?
Zoe - No. Mommy, when my big brother goes to the potty he does his bottom squirter.
Me - Ok?
Zoe - Yes, he does his bottom squirter.
Me - Ok? Um... Zoe... what is a bottom squirter?
Zoe - You know Mommy. A bottom squirter. Boys have those... those bottom squirters... like this. (And she then motions as though she is peeing with a penis.) Boys have bottom squirters... girls don't.
Me -OOOOooohhh.... a bottom squirter. Gotcha.
I just about peed my pants laughing. We still haven't come up with anyone who has said "bottom squirter" to her... so we can only assume she saw the boys going potty at school... wasn't sure what to call the penis... and decided "bottom squirter" sounded like a logical name.
Heeheehee.
5 comments:
That is the BEST nickname for that body part, ever!!! I'm totally using that!!
Kids say the best things...
Nicholas announced at dinner tonight, "I'm 4 years old, I need a girlfriend."
I almost died!!!
HaHaHa! Oh my goodness, that's a funny one. I'm glad you've got it recorded now, so you can remind her in 15 years!!! I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while.
Ha ha ha! That is too funny!
Hehe that's absolutely hillarious!
I think that is just about the funniest thing ever, where do they come up with these things?
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